Sagittarius Horrorscope: 22 November – 22 December

You are optimistic and enthusiastic.

You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you lack talent.

The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dopers. People laugh at you a great deal.

Our Horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s.

*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work.

The perfect gift for coffee, tea, and hot chocolate lovers.

• ○ 12oz (350ml)
• ○ Premium grade ceramics with scratch-resistant finish
• ○ Dishwasher- and handwash-friendly
• ○ Microwave-safe