Our Horrorscopes 2025 calendar is based on a somewhat iffy fax that went round in the 80s.
Each month has its two corresponding star signs, each with unique, sometimes slightly risqué (at other times downright rude) descriptions and cartoony characters.
We’ve used poetic licence to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work and cause as much offence (evenly distributed across the zodiac signs) as possible.
Our 2025 calendar includes public/bank holidays, religious holidays and other important (well, we think they’re important) days as well as a space for notes.
- ○ Available in 14″ x 11.5″ (35.56 x 29.20cm) in matte or gloss. (Date grids are matte to allow writing with a pen or permanent marker and avoid smudging)
- ○ Printed on thick high-quality paper stock for a premium feel
- ○ Date grids for each month and UK, US, Canada, Oz, NZ and SA public holidays
- ○ Spiral bound with centred holes for effortless hanging
14″ x 11.5″ | |
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Width, cm | 35.56 |
Height (closed), cm | 29.20 |
Height (open), cm | 58.42 |
How to look after me: If I get a bit dusty, you can wipe me gently with a clean, dry cloth.
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