Aries Horrorscope: 20 March – 20 April

You are the entrepreuneurial type and always open to bribery new experiences.

Quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice, you hold most people in contempt.

Our Horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s.

*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work.

The perfect gift for coffee, tea, and hot chocolate lovers.

• ○ 12oz (350ml)
• ○ Premium grade ceramics with scratch-resistant finish
• ○ Dishwasher- and handwash-friendly
• ○ Microwave-safe