Gemini Horrorscope: 21 May – 21 June

You are a quick and intelligent thinker.

Most people like you, as you are bisexual.

You are inclined to expect too much for too little– in other words, you are cheap.

Geminis are renowned for having severe cases of one or more psychological disorders.

Our Horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s.

*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work.

The perfect gift for coffee, tea, and hot chocolate lovers.

• ○ 12oz (350ml)
• ○ Premium grade ceramics with scratch-resistant finish
• ○ Dishwasher- and handwash-friendly
• ○ Microwave-safe