Virgo Horrorscope: 23 July – 23 August

You are the logical type and hate disorder.

This constant nit-picking is sickening to your friends.

You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love.

Virgos would make good bus drivers if they weren’t narcoleptic.

Our Horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s.

*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work.

The perfect gift for coffee, tea, and hot chocolate lovers.

• ○ 12oz (350ml)
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• ○ Dishwasher- and handwash-friendly
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