Virgo Horrorscope: 23 July – 23 August

You are the logical type and hate disorder.

This constant nit-picking is sickening to your friends.

You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love.

Virgos would make good bus drivers if they weren’t narcoleptic.

Our Horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s.

*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work. These spiral-bound notebooks feature a thick gloss full-colour laminated protective cover that is much more durable than the average flimsy paper covers.

Made in the USA, the journal comes in 5×7″ (13×17.7cm) size with 150 pages (75 sheets) of lined paper.