Aries Horrorscope: 20 March – 20 April

You are the entrepreuneurial type and always open to bribery new experiences.

Quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice, you hold most people in contempt.

Our Horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s.

*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work.

For the avid bookworms out there, our aries bookmark is made of robust aluminium, so won’t bend and buckle, with a top slot to hold single pages in place.