Aquarius Horrorscope: 20 January – 18 February

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.

You lie a great deal. Also, you are careless and impractical and make the same mistakes over and over again.

Our Horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s.

*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work.

For the avid bookworms out there, our aquarius bookmark is made of robust aluminium, so won’t bend and buckle, with a top slot to hold single pages in place.