Leo Horrorscope: 23 July – 23 August

You consider yourself a born leader.

Others think you are just pushy.

Most Leos are bullies.

You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting.

Leo people are thieves.

Our Horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s.

*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work.

For the avid bookworms out there, our bookmarks are made of robust aluminium, so won’t bend and buckle, with a top slot to hold single pages in place.