Scorpio Horrorscope: 23 October – 22 November

You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.

You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.

Most Scorpios are murdered.

Our Horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s.

*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work.

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