Capricorn Horrorscope: 22 December– 20 January

You are conservative and afraid of taking risks and don’t really do much of anything.

There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.

Capricorns are randy old goats, every one of them. Even you.

Our Horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s.

*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work.

These spiral-bound notebooks feature a thick gloss full-colour laminated protective cover that is much more durable than the average flimsy paper covers.

Made in the USA, the journal comes in 5×7″ (13×17.7cm) size with 150 pages (75 sheets) of lined paper.