Gemini Horrorscope: 20 April – 21 May

You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
Most people like you, as you are bisexual.

You are inclined to expect too much for too little– in other words, you are cheap.

Geminis are renowned for having severe cases of one or more psychological disorders.

Our Horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s.

*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work.

For the avid bookworms out there, our gemini bookmark is made of robust aluminium, so won’t bend and buckle, with a top slot to hold single pages in place.