Taurus Horrorscope: 20 April – 21 May

You are practical, persistent, doggedly determined and work like hell.

Most people think you are stubborn, bullheaded and a glutton, due to your vast appetite.

You would be a communist if you could just stop eating for one darn minute.

Our Horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s.

*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work.

For the avid bookworms out there, our taurus bookmark is made of robust aluminium, so won’t bend and buckle, with a top slot to hold single pages in place.