Pisces Horrorscope: 18 February – 20 March

You have a vivid imagination and often believe you’re being followed by the CIA or FBI.

You have minor influence over your associates, who resent you for flaunting your power.

Pisces people do terrible things to small animals!

Our Horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s.

*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work.

For the avid bookworms out there, our bookmarks are made of robust aluminium, so won’t bend and buckle, with a top slot to hold single pages in place.