Sagittarius Horrorscope: 22 November – 22 December

You are optimistic and enthusiastic.

You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you lack talent.

The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dopers. People laugh at you a great deal.

Our Horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s.

*Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work.

For the avid bookworms out there, our sagittarius bookmark is made of robust aluminium, so won’t bend and buckle, with a top slot to hold single pages in place.