Cancer Horrorscope: 21 June – 23 July

You are sympathetic and understanding of other people’s problems. They think you are a sucker.

You are always putting things off; that’swhy you’ll never make anything of yourself.

Most welfare recipients are Cancerians.

Our Horrorscopes collection is based on a fax that went round in the 80s. *Poetic licence used to mangle the original (unknown) author’s work. These spiral-bound notebooks feature a thick gloss full-colour laminated protective cover that is much more durable than the average flimsy paper covers.

Made in the USA, the journal comes in 5×7″ (13×17.7cm) size with 150 pages (75 sheets) of lined paper.